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[21 Jan 2021|10:50pm]
[ mood | weird ]


I know you don't know me, but I think I have a lead on Luna. I am at [this address] with a very big black dog, and I can't just not go in in case she's hurt or something. It's either a blond guy wearing a red jacket, or a small man who gets a bit slash-happy with a knife. Probably.

Anyway if I don't reply in 15 mins, send help.

ETA: I have found Luna. She's hurt though, and... can you send someone discreet?


I'm going after Luna (I'm sorry, I will explain later, I'm not alone) at [this address]

Just as a precaution, if I don't message you again in 15 mins, call the police.

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[14 Jan 2021|08:52am]
So this is January, and what have I done?

Nothing. I have done nothing.

After working so hard for months, January is such a slump. All I do is sit on the couch in a blanket and drink leftover eggnog and watch TV. Finally me and Henry are in sync lolololololol

Hibernation is fuuuuun
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[03 Jan 2021|12:08am]
[ mood | hungry ]

Okay... so... the hangover has faded...

happy new year I guess

January Slump starts now. Lets get this Oodie on and put the feet up and watch some Netflix.

[Merry and Henry]

Mama says Alfie got picked because I "need more experience" and "it's a big job" and I've "had a rough year" or some sugarplum. I have been put in charge of managing the East Coast now that Alfie is promoted out of the job, though. She says that was the plan all along.

falalala jingle bells

where's the eggnog

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[27 Dec 2020|10:10pm]
[ mood | tired ]


I know I already got you something but I was so busy I forgot I got something else, you should be getting it delivered today, wear it immediately

[In a couriered package is the best Christmas teeshirt Tinsel found that reminded her immediately of Luna, and she had to get it.

Also for her own family, she got Merrilee a toaster she can toast her own face with; and for Henry an adorable nightlight.]

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[25 Nov 2020|01:59pm]
[ mood | energetic ]


So the countdown is ON! All the stuff I've been putting into place all year is finally coming to fruition, the Christmas parties are starting, the charity drives are rolling in, the Santas are deployed!

I. Can't. WAIT.

Our Christmas Charity Workers' Party is on the 5th (next weekend! Luna I hope you have your outfit prepared! ;) and o my word it is gonna go OFF. And we have the BEST GUEST OF HONOUR all ready to ho-ho-ho! Go on, guess who it'll be HAHA

SO on we go! This month is gonna be totally BLITZEN
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[06 Nov 2020|10:05pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]


I try to tell them important things and they just don't sprigging listen. They need to be at the New York party. Garland will be at the New York party. But apparently they are just so super very busy, too busy to reply to emails (and hoooooomg they need to hire a new PA but no, Mama thinks she can handle everything despite typing with two fingers, and a sparkling glacier moves faster than she does MERRY, TELL THEM TO HIRE A NEW LITTLE HELPER)


Ho can I ask you a favour

When you come to the party, will you pretend to be my girlfriend and please show off as many tats as poss

Actually, how do you feel about facial tattoos?

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[28 Oct 2020|05:13pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

It's the 1st of November on Saturday soooooo.... close enough to start rotating the Christmas songs in the playlist I think! I don't have to wait until Halloween is over.

Work is amping up. Listening to the music is giving me the hype I need to make sure all the i's are dotted and all the t's are crossed. It's work work work dawn til dusk while I LOVE, BUT

I need me some downtime. I'm going out Saturday night, gonna hit the town, dance and drink. Anyone coming?

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[13 Oct 2020|02:01pm]
[ mood | productive ]

So there's Christmas stuff in the shops now, behind the Halloween things, but it's there. I've seen it with my own two eyes

I had some xmas jams on my playlist rotation today, while I was heading to work. Some might think I get tired of them, but I really don't. I have such a lot on my plate now, on the build-up, that a pumpkin spice frap and a cinnamon scroll really went down a treat to keep me going. It may be basic AF but it's delicious and I don't care who knows it.

And the Christmas charity ball/gala/thing is coming up, so Henry, please get a haircut or something before December lol I want you there this year! I was at the LA one last year so I want to have a good time with my sibs. And Dad will be there (almost. I almost have him nailed down for it. Merry will you put in a word to make sure he comes?) but shh surprise guest and all.


Hey, it was real cool to hang out with you the other day. You're an awesome chick, can't wait to hit up this goth club with you

in the meantime, I found some Xmas Inspo ) We can only aspire to be as Blitzen as they are in our wildest dreams

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[24 Aug 2020|08:16pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

[The Claus Kids]

Hey you two, how about a games night sometime? I feel like I need to spend some more time with my favourite siblings.

Mez, I saw your latest vid, you are pulling some crazy views these days, I had no idea! That is amazing! And you are so good!

Henry, omg, have you seen our downstairs neighbour? Christmas Bells, she is gorgeous. She was fetching the mail wearing one of those flowy 70s robes with the feathery cuffs, it was crazy. Her name is Jasmine, I read her name plate on her buzzer. I need to make her acquaintance.

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[10 Aug 2020|10:04pm]
[ mood | blank ]


LA was a bust

I've been redeployed to the New York office.

Henry, you better not have your stuff in my room.

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[29 Jul 2020|08:23pm]

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